15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Artist: The Smiths
The Smiths - Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now (1984)
Parent: what does a cow say?
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"